Cuomo’s new-age daughter has a booming online spirituality business
Who does she think she is, Gwyneth Paltrow?
The youngest daughter of former Governor Andrew Cuomo and Kerry Kennedy has a booming online business that offers aura cleansing, vulva painting and crystal trinkets.
Michaela Kennedy-Cuomo, 24, has sold at least $11,000 worth of products such as ‘candle magic’ kits ($44), crystal bracelets ($66), healing eye ring ($44 ) and resin rings ($33) through her Etsy store, MicLovesMe, since 2020.
The store – which shares the same feel-good vibes as Paltrow’s nine-figure Goop brand – also carries pricier items, including “Divine Yoni Wall Art” – an acrylic painting of a blue vulva, which has sold for $77.77.
“Creating this piece of art was an exercise for me in reclaiming and redefining my portal of power,” she wrote on Instagram.
“We can energize the magical powers of candles in our spiritual practices by visualizing our desired manifestations before lighting the wick,” reads its description.
She also sold $30 bracelets branded “NY TOUGH” – those of her father mid-pandemic state reminder motto.
The Brown University graduate is sold on everything – except a 10-minute guided meditation that promises to “clear your aura”, “align your chakras” and “connect to your inner intuition and divinity”. The price to download the audio file: $5.55.
“We can imagine ourselves stepping over a waterfall of money. We feel the hot water hitting the tops of our heads, and as it flows, it carries away all the remnants of conversations, to-do lists, people or of distracting energy,” Kennedy-Cuomo intones softly in the recording. “All are cleansed from our chests, arms, backs, stomachs, legs, and feet, flowing far, far away.
“We come out of the waterfall and reveal sparkling selves – discharged, energized and open. We relax into our root chakras, which are the energy center of our tailbone,” she continues in the ASMR-style recording.
“Thank you Michaëla! It’s beautiful!” raved a shopper in an Etsy review.
“You have a great gift for this,” said another.
A representative for Cuomo did not return a request for comment.